Starbucks Demographic Profile Update:
LOCATION: DEMOGRAPHIC DESCRIPTION
21st Avenue: age 18-24, slouched, a few tats, some books on the floor, lots of dark hair
West End (drive thru): SUVs, mostly white ones, all in the way
West End (near Borders): young professionals, coupla Vandy faculty members, some color, and trotting medical units in heels
Green Hills Mall: teenagers w/ cells texting w/ zero - I mean zero - attention spans; Mall employees on a break; about it...
Green Hills (original one): semi-chaotic-upscale-cluster-f___; high school girls in expensive cars; salesmen in Dockers selling stuff too early in the morning; Jack White; some political folks
The Bellemeade: Land Rovers, blonde hair, women who apparently are fasting (mostly they have blonde hair, too), hip baristas, and fresh college grads who need jobs
Bellevue: guys with graying crew-cuts who (may) need a life; some women who are almost good looking; sales units; a coupla wanna-be carpool soccer moms unknowingly at wrong Starbucks; some Christians
Highway 100 - a few deer-in-headlights neighbors who still can't believe there's a Starbucks here; a coupla young dudes in black who are thrilled no one else knows there's a Starbucks here; and, for now, me...
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do you have something against blondes?
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